Quotes from Last Night's Archer

Courteous of The AV Club:

• "Maybe it's just because I'm a badass, but chemo's a breeze."
• "You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?"
• "Basically candy corn and Zima ... which is probably why I've been in such a great mood."
• "Does someone you love have breast cancer?" "Yeah, me."
• "Whatever farm animal of war, Lana, shut up!"
• "You have a lotta guns!" "And a knife!"
• "Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole, which, again, ick."
• "Hm. Survey says." *bang*
• "Cock-flavored spit?"
• "Lana, you're in the isolation booth."
• "You guys are in on this? And I was worried about sounding racist." "Really?"
• "It wasn't all that long ago that everybody hated the Irish for swarming over here in their potato boats and taking all the jobs."
• "Uber-German. It means warrior."
• "It's Austin, duh."
• "Duh. I actually have no idea." "No shit."
• "RAMPAGE!"
• "That's why we... they lost the war. Lack of science."
• "Thanks, Woodsy. The drug owl?"
• "Shame, too. Cuz he just loves the E Street Band." ... "Did he just rag on my scarf?"
• "She's not gay. She just has big hands."
• "I thought it was a smoke grenade." "They look exactly. NOTHING. ALIKE."
• "The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?"
• "After the war ended, we were snatching up Kraut scientists like hotcakes."
• "The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father!"
• "I bet it smells like weed and rampage.
• "You obviously haven't seen my movie Terms Of Enrampagement."
• "OK, Clone Wars." "Zing."
• "First of all, what the shit, mother?"